Bionic Man

I recently had some hardware implanted in my head as part of an experimental study to manage pain. Here is an X-Ray of my head post surgery.I now have metal rods up my spine, a plate in my arm, pin in my leg, wire in my head leading to a battery pack in my chest. At this point I can't have an MRI, can't go through an airport security screener, can't hold my cell phone by my chest and even store anti-theft devices at the doors will cause me minor problems.